pretty woman...

actually, the title is not the same as the story...
well, i'm going to tell 'bout "Pretty Woman"
pretty woman is a nickname for my teacher...
well, actually, her name is ****
i won't tell u coz she might be seeing this someday, i guess...

every friends of mine, don't like her..
they hate her..
wanna know why?
coz she is so ugly but she always use face powder lots of it until her face becomes white!
she is so confident that she is beautiful!
gee...

she always angry...
she always open the door and blah... blah.. blah...!!!
she just come in and after that, she start speaking like broken radio!
she even sing so loud, but her voice is ... oh god!
i can sing better than she does!
gee...

she always gives me lots of homework...
but if i said "please" she just says "NO!"
but if i said "please, god u're so beauty, miss!"
then she will gives a little easy homework...

once, she was angry to me and my friend, lia coz we always have a chattering while we were studying...
then, lia has to test in front of her...
after she finished, she goes down back to her sit while she says "gee, i don't like this lesson!"
then, i go in front of my teacher to do test...
then, she is scolded me and says "r u said that u don't like my lesson? ANSWER ME!"
i just answer her so cool and said "sorry mam, not me!"

and this day, i don't finished my homework and she tells me to go out of the classroom...
my classroom's door always stuck, so we have to kick it if we want to open it and we have to slam it if we want to close it...
so, i kick the door and slam it slowly...
but she was screaming and said "HEY, DID U JUST SLAM THE DOOR? I KNOW U'RE ANGRY, BUT PLEASE DO NOT SLAM THE DOOR! RESPECT ME!!!"
and i just smile and said "i'm slamming the door! it was stuck!"
then she just left...

gee...
i don't really like her..
she was so... NOT A GOOD TEACHER!
no wonder she not married yet...
LOL...